you can remove this if you don't have a conscience. i assure you i will not hunt you down.
skin by: Jane
Sunday, February 25, 2007 @ 3:20 PM
Lol, came across some very funny site today! All from my emails. Thanks andre and rahul for those urls!
MEN RULES: Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present . . . . again!
Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.
Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
We don't remember dates. . . .Period!!
Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!!
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.
ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)
BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know, it's like camping
Everybody listen all over the world I got a story 'bout my favorite girl (Wait a minute)
Oh, my baby sexy fo sho I had to have him when he walked through the door (Wait a minute)
She was 'bout to drive me insane She come with drama while I'm giving her chains (Wait a minute)
I'm focused but I'm losing control He only wants me for my body and soul (Wait a minute)
Girl, why you do me like that? You take all my money Can't even call a playa back (Wait a minute) Boy, why you trippin' like that? You think 'cause you trickin you get it just like that? (Wait a minute)
Minding my business, I was doing my dance Got my attention, so I gave him a chance (Wait a minute) Did I mention he was buyin' the bar?(yes you did) Gave him my number, he was trying so hard (Wait a minute) Bought me some things I didn't want, didn't need Dropped down his jeans like I'm supposed to drop to my knees (Wait a minute) He been blowing up my phone like he know me Been leaving messages "You know what you owe me" (Wait a minute)
Girl, why you do me like that? You take all my money Can't even call a playa back (Wait a minute) Boy, why you trippin' like that? You think 'cause you trickin you get it just like that? (Wait a minute) Girl, why you do me like that? You take all my money Can't even call a playa back (Wait a minute) Boy, why you trippin' like that? You think 'cause you trickin you get it just like that? (Wait a minute)
What is your problem daddy? So you roll Who you think you jiving? You're disturbing my flow (Wait a minute) Why you be buggin' Like I'm some kind of hoe? Got no more questions now I want you to go
So break (Break)
Hey, let me talk to you for a minute Shut up...shut up
I love the way you strut Girl, you already know But, I'm feeling like you don't want me You just after my dough
Baby, please, I'm fine I'm not one of these hoes Chasing dreams not diamond rings So don't call me no mo' (Wait a minute)
Girl, why you do me like that? You take all my money Can't even call a playa back (Wait a minute) Boy, why you trippin' like that? You think 'cause you trickin you get it just like that? (Wait a minute) Girl, why you do me like that? You take all my money Can't even call a playa back (Wait a minute) Boy, why you trippin' like that? You think 'cause you trickin you get it just like that? (Wait a minute)
See, I don't want your money Yeah, I seen you rolling up in here In your cadillac But, I don't need all that It is a nice color though (Wait a minute Girl, why you do me like that?)
What they call you, Mr. Tin-man or something? See, I don't want your cars (Girl, why you do me like that?) I don't want your jewelry You can't buy this So you can keep that Wait a minute... Uh yeah, you can give me that back
Wednesday, February 21, 2007 @ 4:13 PM
I seriously didn't know that so many people use dolliecrave! I thought I only used that much dolliecrave! Looks like that fact has changed. Almost all of the gal juniors have some dolliecrave or another in their blogs. Today, I was surfing the 101 juniors blog. They have some quite unique skins.
Got some pretty cool stuff from their blogs. I got my countdown clocks from wei tieng! They rock! I tried to put them as part of the skin, but they wouldn't fit. Maybe if I get a divided layout, I will try to put it up as part of my skin. But, for now, they will be here. Thanx wei tieng!