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you can remove this if you don't have a conscience. i assure you i will not hunt you down.
skin by: Jane
Sunday, February 25, 2007 @ 3:20 PM

Lol, came across some very funny site today! All from my emails. Thanks andre and rahul for those urls!

MEN RULES:
Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present . . . . again!

Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

We don't remember dates. . . .Period!!

Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!!

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)

BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know, it's like camping


How to keep an idiot busy





Saturday, February 24, 2007 @ 12:19 PM

Everybody listen all over the world
I got a story 'bout my favorite girl (Wait a minute)

Oh, my baby sexy fo sho
I had to have him when he walked through the door (Wait a minute)

She was 'bout to drive me insane
She come with drama while I'm giving her chains (Wait a minute)

I'm focused but I'm losing control
He only wants me for my body and soul (Wait a minute)

Girl, why you do me like that?
You take all my money
Can't even call a playa back (Wait a minute)
Boy, why you trippin' like that?
You think 'cause you trickin you get it just like that? (Wait a minute)

Minding my business, I was doing my dance
Got my attention, so I gave him a chance (Wait a minute)
Did I mention he was buyin' the bar?(yes you did)
Gave him my number, he was trying so hard (Wait a minute)
Bought me some things I didn't want, didn't need
Dropped down his jeans like I'm supposed to drop to my knees (Wait a minute)
He been blowing up my phone like he know me
Been leaving messages "You know what you owe me" (Wait a minute)

Girl, why you do me like that?
You take all my money
Can't even call a playa back (Wait a minute)
Boy, why you trippin' like that?
You think 'cause you trickin you get it just like that? (Wait a minute)
Girl, why you do me like that?
You take all my money
Can't even call a playa back (Wait a minute)
Boy, why you trippin' like that?
You think 'cause you trickin you get it just like that? (Wait a minute)

What is your problem daddy?
So you roll
Who you think you jiving?
You're disturbing my flow (Wait a minute)
Why you be buggin'
Like I'm some kind of hoe?
Got no more questions now I want you to go

So break (Break)

Hey, let me talk to you for a minute
Shut up...shut up

I love the way you strut
Girl, you already know
But, I'm feeling like you don't want me
You just after my dough

Baby, please, I'm fine
I'm not one of these hoes
Chasing dreams not diamond rings
So don't call me no mo'
(Wait a minute)

Girl, why you do me like that?
You take all my money
Can't even call a playa back (Wait a minute)
Boy, why you trippin' like that?
You think 'cause you trickin you get it just like that? (Wait a minute)
Girl, why you do me like that?
You take all my money
Can't even call a playa back (Wait a minute)
Boy, why you trippin' like that?
You think 'cause you trickin you get it just like that? (Wait a minute)

See, I don't want your money
Yeah, I seen you rolling up in here
In your cadillac
But, I don't need all that
It is a nice color though
(Wait a minute
Girl, why you do me like that?)

What they call you, Mr. Tin-man or something?
See, I don't want your cars
(Girl, why you do me like that?)
I don't want your jewelry
You can't buy this
So you can keep that
Wait a minute...
Uh yeah, you can give me that back




Wednesday, February 21, 2007 @ 4:13 PM

I seriously didn't know that so many people use dolliecrave! I thought I only used that much dolliecrave! Looks like that fact has changed. Almost all of the gal juniors have some dolliecrave or another in their blogs. Today, I was surfing the 101 juniors blog. They have some quite unique skins.

Got some pretty cool stuff from their blogs. I got my countdown clocks from wei tieng! They rock! I tried to put them as part of the skin, but they wouldn't fit. Maybe if I get a divided layout, I will try to put it up as part of my skin. But, for now, they will be here. Thanx wei tieng!

BTW, I got the jackpot thing myself.










Monday, February 19, 2007 @ 11:29 PM

My current new favourite video. Carrie isn't my favourite American idol, but still she can sing better than moi. This song was her first single off her first album, and she sang it when she was crowned the second american idol. This video isn't just a picture montage, it's a video montage. Quite clean and high resolution. Love the lyrics. It really sends out a message. Moi also trying to get it as a graduation song for the current 2007`year 2s. Kudos to the person that made it and moi rating it 5.Kudos also to Carrie Underwood, for becoming an american idol. =D Enjoy.

Carrie Underwood "Don't Forget To Remember Me"



Sunday, February 18, 2007 @ 12:25 PM

Whoops! I guess I made some people really mad.
But if your gonna take it so seriously, then there's nothing I can say. Sorry, but they said that you didn't tell them. And we didn't know it either.



Saturday, February 17, 2007 @ 2:59 PM

Yo! Happy CNY! Got a graphic coming up really soon. Lets talk about yesterday.

Yesterday, me, xinyi, clayton and chong wei, went out to cineleisure for a movie. But that was after the CNY concert. Me, xinyi, ros and clayton met up at macs. Actually, chian and chong wei were also supposed to meet us, but chian woke up late and she was already late for the rehersal, so she dídn't come. Chong wei, also woke up late and from his house, it take about an hour to get to clementi. When I reached macs, ros and xinyi were already eating. I only brought $12 so I couldn't spare money because of the movie. Then they were eating hotcakes right in front of me! And there was this deliciously looking hashbrown staring me straight in the eye. I almost got up and bought one, but I resisted temptation. Then ros gave me a bite of her half of the hashbrown! It was heavenly! Thanx ros! Then clayton came and we were just talking. And when this group of aunties sat down next to me, they were looking up at the advertisment for thr Prosperity Burger. Then they asked clayton a few questions and we were giggling away. After like one hour at macs, we decided not to wait for chong wei and ask him to chiong to school to find us.

Then on the way, we were being very lame and cold by saying chong wei=chiong way.
=.-||| I know, but just couldn't help it. Oh yeah, and we were trying to poke clayton but no effect. Guess there was too much fats. Then we reached school. Cause xinyi didn't bring a pink top, and the 201 gals had a dress code. It was to wear something that had pink on it, or just plain pink. So, xinyi borrowed chians top to wear. And chian purposedly wore sandals, and she asked to change shoes with me, cause she didn't want to be seen wearing sandals on stage. Xinyi's shoes were too big for her, then I lent her my shoes. Somehow, I felt damn pissed. But by the end of the concert, I was feeling much better.

Because the year 5's were playing this game, so we asked ms chan whether we could leave earlier because chong wei and clayton were already outside. They said we were going to be late if we took the bus, so we took a cab instead. Then we thought they already called a cab and were waiting for us at the bus stop. So once mrt said the yr 2s could go, me and xinyi chionged outta the audi and started run to the bus stop... But when we were half way there, we saw that clayton and chong wei were still strolling on the pavement. Then we were like "They so lan. So long already still cannot get a cab" Haha, then we got a cab and went off to cineleisure.

After death rider, which was ok, we were like asking each other where you wanna go. Most of the time, the girls were leading the way. So we went to take neoprints. The guys were damn un-natural with their poses. Most of the time, they were hanging from the bar at the ceiling. But, it turned out ok. And the decoration was damn fun. Meand xy were laughing cause the guys had no say on how to deco. And we were putting flowers on chong weis head, and ribbons on claytons. It turned out fun! The rest of the day was just window shopping. There was one shop that the guys went into but we went into a maternity shop to look for new clothes for ms chans baby. =D And we were like hiding when chong wei and clayton walked past. I even scratched my face because of the sharp plastic. In the end, we were the ones looking for them.

Then we took bus 7 home. The guys were sleeping on the trip and me and xy were taking photos. Haha, we deleted most cause I was laughing when I took them and so my hands were shaking. When we got to clementi interchange, me and chong wei took 173 and xinyi walked back home. On 173, I was bumping my head all over the bus. Haha, I think it still hurts! Ouch!


Oh yeah! And the CNY graphic that I was promising:


And something that I just randomly made for the gals:



Thursday, February 15, 2007 @ 9:16 PM

Yay! Valentines Day! Was supposed to get this skin up but V-day but it was too much work! =D

So many people asked me, do you have a date for valentines? I said yes!

Won't tell who. =D keep it secret. those who know, please keep it confidential!
Haha, so we went ice-skating! Whee! He was so sweet! He treated me for the fare price and my dinner! No guy ever does that, except him. And he bought me this so adorable teddy bear, saying Be Mine. But the e in mine faded. Haha, he even said that on valentines, only got this type, so he just bought it. Well, at least he bought something! I gave him the heart-shaped box of Ferrero Rocher.

I actually fell down 3 times! He didn't fall down at all! So, we were keeping a score, saying that who falls down the most. I was down 3-0! But actually it was 3-1,cause he split on the ice, but he didn't get his jeans wet, so he said it wasn't counted. The first time I fell down was because I didn't keep my balance. I was just skating along, when my right foot collasped in and I fell cause of the un-balanced skates. Lucky I didn't sprain my ankle. But I had a blue black on my left knee as it crashed down into the ice! But that was just the first part. Then, we took a break after an hour of skating and I bought a drink. It was too much, so I gave the remainder to him.

Then we were back onto the ice, skating for many rounds. Then he put his hands into the cold water. Big mistake. Then he hands went numb, and he was flicking all of the water around! It even went into my mouth! Yuck! Then he said for the rest of the day, his hands felt very cold. Then after that, xinyi wanted to buy yc present, so he accompanied me to Jurong Point, to look for a wallet for chian. Then my dad called twice, asking me to go back, so before she even reached, I went back home. By the time she reached,I was already in the bus. I called her twice but her phone died on her, so she used someone elses phone. Then she went to buy that stupid but nice wallet!

Haiz, the things(and money) we spend on friends. Oh yeah, in the morning, we were busy giving out valentines chocos for our friends. We wrapped them up yesterday, but it was in a rush, and we wrapped it up, not so nicely. Well, enjoy the goodies guys! I also got lots of goodies from friends! I got chocos from asmi, asra, heidi, mag, ros, and the juniors.

I just found out that i'm in like one of the biggest family in the whole of nusHigh. And, I'm the oldest! Lol! I'm also married to my great, great, great grand-daughter! How weird?! Lol, Í must be so old! There are a total of seven generations in my family! Haha, you can imagine the number of people there. And there are affairs, and crazy couples(like moi and chian), wah! so complicated. lol, the 101 juniors came up with the whole thing. Í'll take about 10 days to memorize the whole thing. Wish me luck!



Monday, February 12, 2007 @ 10:45 PM

Wah! Today so many stuff took place after class. Today, it started out with a modal student speech! Wah, so guai kia, help people to pull up tie. Guess who? Lin Xinyi! And she was like so embaressed that she kept pushing against me, until I almost toppled over! I'm so proud of my mama-in-law! Then it started out boring.

Then in english class, we were supposed to write clauses or phrases and then randomly pick out one and try to re-write a story containing all of the phrases in our groups. Heres what my group came up with(to others it may not sound funny cause it's a class joke):

Annabeth once said," With great power, comes great responsibility." "But Santa Claus is a clause and that requires a lot of responsibility, and they melted into the dark like some modern day Harlequin and Columbine, with little power." SHEET! Annabeth's talking rubbish again?!!! And she squealed:" Wayne ROCKS! Therefore, today is a nice day!" Therefore the conclusion is, if I talk, you talk, who listens?

1. With great power comes great responsibility
2. Santa Claus is a clause
3. and the melted into the dark like some modern day Harlequin and Columbine
4. SHEET!
5. Wayne rocks, therefore today is a nice day
6. If I talk, you talk, who listens?

Then after english ended, we followed miss Chan to the staff room. She said we treated her as a handicap person. We were fighting on who should help her carry the box, who should help her carry her pencil case, and JQ even wanted to carry her staff room card! Then we went back up for the spring cleaning. Then the girls were cleaning up and the guys that stayed back were helping out with the CNY lyrics. After I swept the floor, and borrowed the mop, then I had nothing to do. So me, ros and chian went down to da bao for the ppl upstairs. Lol, and the cafe uncle was damn cute. He was like, "So many orders?!!" Then we laughed when we saw his expression when ros asked for extra bacon on her baked potato. We went up just slacked from then on, cause there wasn't much to do after the cleaning. And the lyrics were pretty unique and catchy too. Then I was bored, and I saw Andre's wallet on the table, so the girls actually sneeked a peek at his EZ-link. It was so cute! And andre didn't even notice that we took his wallet until we were saying, wah so cute!

Then andre said he wanted my EZ-link , but heng I hid my wallet, so he was like raiding my bag, but nothing came out. Then he went and took the next best thing. Chians wallet. Then actually it started with chian taking the broom and trying to get andre off his butt as he was sitting on his wallet. Then andre was like playing tug-o-war with chian with the broom stick. Then xinyi went in with the broom cause andre won the tug-o-war. Then ros went in with the broom too. So andre was like swinging the broom wildly cause ros was on his right and xinyi on his left. Then I sat down an laughed it off, and everybody in the room was laughing. Then because there were no more brooms, then genevieve said that I use the mop. Then I actually did it, and almost touched his face, but he flicked the WET mop at me and I got some disgusting mop juice in my mouth and immediately went to rinse my mouth.

Then when I came back, they were still at it. It was hilarious. By then, andre already returned the wallet, but they were still using the brooms and mop to whack each other. Then chian grabbed the broom from andre and then she actually she literally swept andre off his feet and stuck the broom up his mouth and nose. Andre even said he felt the bristles in his nose. Then it was andre with the mop, and he was flinging it from side to side, and it was dripping wet, so much that we actually have to run outta the classroom and to the opposite side. Then ros and chian were actually still withing strike range and me and xinyi were shouting Jia You Yi Chian from the opposite side. Then chian said that andre mopped her back. Finally we went back, and since there was so much mop juice and footprints on the floor, that we had to re-mop the floor again, and again, and again. Then finally we said heck lah.

Then we were still fooling around when the 202 guys came in... Poor girls. That spelt trouble for us right from the start. They started raiding prezzies and bags... Then we were so sian until we just let them do what they wanted. Big mistake for me. I accidentaly left my savings on the table and andre opened it, and there was like $90 worth of notes in there, and they started distributing it amongst themselves. die... in the end, most of them returned it, but i'm still waiting for chongwei and clayton to return me back by tmr.