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skin by: Jane
Friday, November 24, 2006 @ 8:10 PM

Hehe! My mum sent me this funny story, cause I was down when I got viva.

This is really cute. I took me like 2 sec to understand some words, but in the end, got the whole story. This is actually a fowarded message, so the next paragraphs is not written by yours truly. Enjoy!


This is hilarious...even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric!Exclusively only to great Malaysian and Singaporean Chinese....

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1.

This was what he came up with...

1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run so fast until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6 . He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .